The goatee stays!
Interestingly, the largest concentration of "Shave It"s are in Southern California, so a regional rather than a global vote would have me back to being a baby-face. Clearly, the goatee is still popular in the East and across the South.
Speaking of the global vote — it was split. 1 vote in Australia voted to keep and 1 vote in Japan voted to shave.
Thanks for playing along — this was fun!